Why Bacon is The Worst Breakfast Food

By Aaron Gutierrez, February 3rd 2025 

So, we all love bacon, right? I mean who doesnt? It's so good, salty, crispy, and oh so delicious but those people are wrong, and they need their taste buds re-evaluated. 

I mean sure protein is good or whatever, but you get that from the eggs commonly served with bacon honestly bacon is just a waste of time to cook if you're eating with eggs so what's the point in the first place? On top of bacon being a pointless excuse for protein, it comes from an animal known to share 98% similarity with us. On top of that why would you even eat pork i mean pigs are disgusting animals that live in their own filth and will eat anything they can its the easiest way to get rid of a body because pigs eat the bones to. 

Now yeah i absolutely hate pigs but theres no reason for me to dislike their meat and i understand the taste for it i mean ive had really good porkchops and yeah sure i did think about the kind of animal a pig is but they were good now aside from pigs being gross the amount of salt and fat in bacon is not good for you and can lead to an increase of colesterall and clogged arteries witch im sure nobody wants. 

I know its unhelpful to rant about something and not give alternate solutions to the absence of bacon so I recommend other lean cut meats that way you get more than just this shriveled up oily mess for breakfast besides if your creative you can make some insane things with lamb or chicken in my opinion both those animals are better and tastier tender meats are the best i mean who wants to chew on a peice of fat for the majority of the time it takes to eat. 

Now that I have that out my system, I personally haven't had bacon in months and I'm all the better for it my skin is starting to clear up and I'm just in a better head space for my writing or school assignments and i know anybody who read this article to the end either agrees with my disdain for bacon or probably has some choice words for me and to that i say take it up with my editor if they ever show up.